(In)Securing A Deal
(It is well-established in my relationship of 5 years that I have nearly crippling insecurity. My boyfriend often forgets this as, in his words, he’s very arrogant. This often leads to me asking for more compliments.)
Me: “Oh, I have a deal for you.”
Boyfriend: “Oh?”
Me: “If every day, you give me sixty seconds of being kind and supportive and complimentary—I’ll even set the timer on my phone for this—you’ll get sixty seconds of boobies.”
Boyfriend: “That sounds like a lame deal.”
Me: “The fact that I have to present this deal at all is lame!”
Boyfriend: *kissing different parts of my forehead* “Well, why are you insecure? You’re pretty…” *kiss* “And smart…” *kiss* “And funny…” *kiss* “And you have a hot boyfriend.”
(I laugh.)
Boyfriend: “See, that time, I was cute and arrogant!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?