Inn-Experienced Guest

Customer: “Yes, I’d like a room for the night.”

Me: “Okay, the rate for tonight is [price].”

Customer: *confused*”You mean it’s not free?”

Me: “No, it’s [price].”

Customer: “Are you sure?”

Me: “Yes.”

Customer: “Not free?”

Me: “No.”

Customer: “Do the people upstairs know about this?”

Me: “Yes. They all paid the same thing.”

Customer: *walking away* “Crazy people.”