Inn-Experienced Guest
Customer: “Yes, I’d like a room for the night.”
Me: “Okay, the rate for tonight is [price].”
Customer: *confused* “You mean it’s not free?”
Me: “No, it’s [price].”
Customer: “Are you sure?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “Not free?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “Do the people upstairs know about this?”
Me: “Yes. They all paid the same thing.”
Customer: *walking away* “Crazy people.”
