Infected With The Rant Virus

I am waiting at the bus stop. The bus is running about ten minutes late, and there are several other people waiting at this stop, including this woman.

This woman is with a friend and is constantly moaning about how useless the buses are, how she has things to do and will be late, how this will mess up her entire afternoon, blah blah blah.

The bus arrives. On the side is an advert for the sequel to a well-known British horror movie that deals with infected people due to a virus.

The woman’s friend heads for the bus.

Woman: “No, no! I can’t get on that!”

She points to the advert.

Woman: “That will give me nightmares! We’ll have to wait for the next one!”

So they didn’t board and were still waiting at the stop when we drove off. I hope they had fun waiting another 28 MINUTES LATER for her very important things to do… and the chances are the next bus also had an advert for that movie.