iNeed Free Stuff
I used to work in an Apple store in a mall. One night, just as we were closing up, a lady walked in, visibly drunk, and started going off on a rant.
Customer: “I’m soooo disappointed with my MacBook! It’s slow… and ugly! And I don’t like the keyboard.”
Manager: “We sell keyboards if you—”
Customer: “—Yeah! I need a free Magic Mouse and keyboard to make it right!”
Manager: “We can sell them to you, but we can’t give them to you for free.”
Customer: “Free! Free, for my troubles!”
The manager, seeing that this lady wouldn’t listen to reason or leave, did the best thing that the situation allowed.
Manager: “You want a Magic Mouse and keyboard? Fine.”
He then proceeded to grab them off the shelf and said:
Manager: “Come on.”
He started leading her to the front door like a puppy with a treat. Once she stepped outside, he closed the door and locked it, without giving her anything. She started banging and shouting, but she became the problem of the mall guards to solve after that.
