Indoor Trees Are An Absolute Debarkle

(I am working in the garden shop. Note that we’re experiencing 60 mph winds.)

Customer: “You people really have a problem out here!”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, what seems to be the issue?”

Customer: “You have trees blowing over all over the place!”

Me: “I do apologize. We have been trying to contain them, but Mother Nature is winning.”

Customer: “Screw your Mother Nature! Just take them inside. It’s where they belong, anyway!”

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