Incontinent Consonant
Middle School | Learning
| June 21, 2014
(This occurs in grade seven, meaning that everyone here is about twelve or thirteen. We’re working on a silly fractions exercise which is more like fourth-grade level, in which the student must find the fractions of the consonants, vowels, etc. of the word ‘BINGO’.)
Girl #1: “Hey, what’s a cone-so-nahnt?”
(I’m about to answer, when suddenly…)
Girl #2: “Y’know, it’s, like, a place! Like Ontario, y’know?”
Me: *face-desks repeatedly*
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