In(Console)able

(A young little girl walks up to one of the cashiers.)

Girl: “Do you have any [gaming console]s?”

Me: “I’m sorry, sweetie. We’re all out right now.”

Girl: “Can you go in the back and make one?”

Me: “We can’t make [console]s. We get shipped the [console]s to sell.”

(With a sullen look, the little girl walks away and comes back soon after with her mother.)

Mother: “You don’t have any [console]s currently?”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, we do not.”

Mother: “Well, can you go in the back and make one?”

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