Incommunicado

(I and a few coworkers are starting the day off slow with a little conversation before heading out. Two coworkers have a notoriously bad attitude towards one another and put very little effort into dealing with the issue. On this particular day they are scheduled to travel together to an alternate location.)

Coworker #1: *holds out vehicle keys to [Coworker #2]*

Coworker #2: *wordlessly stares at [Coworker #1]*

(Awkward pause.)

Coworker #1: *pulls keys back*

Coworker #3: *sarcasm* “Nice communication, guys.”