Income And Outgoings

(My brother and I grew up very close with our two cousins, but my parents had an inferiority complex concerning my aunt and uncle’s bigger income and more ‘refined’ behavior. This happened when my parents were driving the four of us kids, preteens at the time, home from a movie.)

Mom: *farts loudly*

(All four kids have giggle fits.)

Dad: “I bet [Aunt] and [Uncle] never fart like that. Huh, guys?”

Cousin: “YA THINK!?”