Inappropriateness, Infidelity, And Incarceration

| Romantic | September 16, 2011

(It is Valentine’s Day, and I am checking out a man’s purchases.)

Me: “Oh, these are lovely roses! Someone is going to be very lucky today!”

Customer: “Yeah, you.”

Me: “What?”

Customer: “Why don’t you give me your number, babe? Seriously.”

Me: “How old are you, sir?”

Customer: “I’m only thirty-five.”

Me: “Well, I’m sixteen.”

Customer: “Oh! My bad…um…”

Me: “So…uh…who are the flowers for?”

Customer: “My girlfriend…”

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