Inappropriateness, Infidelity, And Incarceration
Grocery Store | Romantic
| September 16, 2011
(It is Valentine’s Day, and I am checking out a man’s purchases.)
Me: “Oh, these are lovely roses! Someone is going to be very lucky today!”
Customer: “Yeah, you.”
Me: “What?”
Customer: “Why don’t you give me your number, babe? Seriously.”
Me: “How old are you, sir?”
Customer: “I’m only thirty-five.”
Me: “Well, I’m sixteen.”
Customer: “Oh! My bad… um…”
Me: “So… uh… who are the flowers for?”
Customer: “My girlfriend…”
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