Inadequate Utensils

| Romantic | January 24, 2014

(My girlfriend and I are lying in bed, trying to fall asleep.)

Me: “It shouldn’t be called spooning. I mean, yeah, we fit pretty well together, but most nights it’s not a spoon.”

Girlfriend: “What?”

Me: “I mean we should call it sporking! There’s two large things on the outside and one small thing on the inside.”

(I realize what I have just said.)

Me: “WAIT! C**p!”

Girlfriend: “Haha! Did you just call yourself—”

Me: “Yep!”

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