In The Twilight Of Their Youth

, , , , | Right | October 21, 2010

(I’m serving a family at the box office. The wife keeps looking nervously at the ‘Vampires Suck’ poster we have on display.)

Me: “You’ll be in Cinema six for Tomorrow. Enjoy your movie, guys!”

Wife: “Excuse me, I just have one question.”

Me: “Yes?”

Wife: *leans in close* “Are people actually watching Vampires Suck?”

Me: “Yes, it’s very popular with young teenagers and has sold out a few times.”

Wife: “But… but… it’s insulting Twilight!”

Me: “I know; I saw it, too.”

(The husband quickly grabbed his wife by the arm before she could say anything else.)

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