In The Same Aisle As The Spit-Polish
(I’m working in a stable with Arabian show horses. My coworker and I are grooming some of the horses.)
Coworker: “The last show I went to, there were some horses there that looked just wonderful. I asked the owner how she got their coats so shiny.”
Me: “Uh-huh.”
Coworker: “She said she just used lots of elbow grease.”
Me: “Mmmm…?”
Coworker: “You should have seen the looks I got in the drug store when I went in and asked where they kept the elbow grease.”
Question of the Week
Has a customer ever tried to cross you and lived to regret it? What happened?