In The Pubic Eye
(I work at a underwear store that sells both female and male underwear and sleepwear. I’m a female and the customer is a male. The shop is quite small.)
Me: “Hi, welcome. How can I assist you?”
Customer: “Er, do you have any new pyjama shorts?” *points at the ladies section*
Me: “Sorry, we don’t have any new stock currently. Is there something else you would like to buy?”
Customer: “What about the panties?”
Me: “Oh, yes. We have new stocks for those; they just came in yesterday. They are all there.”
Customer: “Oh, yeah, they are new! What size do you think I’m wearing?”
Me: *already in a state of shock* “Oh, I think if it was you a size ‘M’ would be alright.”
Customer: “But I was previously wearing size ‘S’!”
(He pulls down his pants and “shows” me. Some things you can never unsee.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
