The Parenthood Of The Missing Pants, Part 3

(My mother and I are sitting at the dining table while my dad is trying in a new pair of work pants. They didn’t have the right length so she’ll need to shorten them. She works out the correct length but he keeps wandering around in them. This leads to the following exchange:)

Mum: “Take your pants off right now!”

Dad: “Demands like that are the reason we have two kids.”