In The End There Will Be Blood
High School | Learning
| October 13, 2014
(A winter storm has recently knocked out power to a lot of the area, including many students’ homes.)
Student: “My house doesn’t have power!”
English Teacher: “Good. Then handwrite your paper by candlelight.”
Student: “I don’t have any candles!”
Me: “Then burn a crayon!”
Student: “I don’t have any crayons!”
English Teacher: “Then write with blood!”
Me: “Yesssss! Write with the blood of hamsters!”
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