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In The End There Will Be Blood

| Learning | October 13, 2014

(A winter storm has recently knocked out power to a lot of the area, including many students’ homes.)

Student: “My house doesn’t have power!”

English Teacher: “Good. Then handwrite your paper by candlelight.”

Student: “I don’t have any candles!”

Me: “Then burn a crayon!”

Student: “I don’t have any crayons!”

English Teacher: “Then write with blood!”

Me: “Yesssss! Write with the blood of hamsters!”

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