In That Case, She Needs It In The Original Aramaic
I am in a bookstore in the religious section looking for a particular translation of the Bible. Another customer is watching me, and when I pick up a translation, the other customer comes up and takes it out of my hands.
Other Customer: “Oh, you certainly don’t want that one.”
Me: *Taken aback* “And why not?”
Other Customer: “That’s not a real Bible.”
I am curious as to what she means.
Me: “And just what is a real Bible?”
Other Customer: “Only the King James Bible is the real Bible; after all, if it was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me.”
Me: “…”