In Tandem With His Random

(A CD I really wanted arrives unexpectedly in the post addressed to me, but with no note or indication of who it’s from. My boyfriend has a quirky and very deadpan sense of humour.)

Me: “Oh wow! Someone’s sent me that CD I wanted! Was that you, by any chance?”

Boyfriend: “Must be one of those random acts of kindness I’ve been hearing about.”

Me: “I knew it was you. Thank you so much!”

Boyfriend: “Not much gets past you. Does it?”

Me: “Only you would send something I really wanted anonymously and then try to convince me it was someone random. That’s how I know it was you.”