In Soviet Russia, Product Buys You!
I am an assistant manager at a large national drugstore chain. One afternoon, I’m called to the register to help a customer. The clerk flashes me one of those “kill me now” looks as I approach.
Me: “Hi! How can I help you today?”
Customer: “I’m looking for Wintergreen Altoids gum, but your clerk said you don’t have any. Can you order some for me?”
Me: “Hmm, let me take a look.”
I don’t recall ever seeing that flavor, but I go digging around in our inventory database anyway. Sure enough, there’s no record of it.
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but it doesn’t look like we carry that flavor.”
Customer: “I know I’ve bought it here before!”
Me: “Huh. It doesn’t look like something that’s been discontinued. I’m just not seeing it here at all.”
Customer: *Indignant* “Can’t you just call them and get some?”
Me: “Well, no, unfortunately. Since all of our purchasing goes through a central facility, we don’t deal with the manufacturers directly. If our distribution center doesn’t carry a product, I have no way to order it.”
Customer: “Well!” *Huffs* “I didn’t realize I was living in Soviet Russia!”
Without another word, the customer turned on her heel and stomped out the front door. My clerk and I were speechless.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?