In Soviet Russia… I Still Can’t Speak Chinese
(I’m multiethnic and have a unique look. This usually prompts questions from strangers. This time I’m at a salon and the inquirer is a fellow patron, about 18 years old.)
Patron: “Where are you from?”
Me: “I was born in Ukraine. Dad is from Central African Republic. Mom is from Russia.”
Patron: “Africa? Russia? Where’s Russia? Is that in China?”
Me: *politely* “Erm, no. It’s in– ”
Patron: “So, can your mom, like, speak fluent Russian?”
Me: “Yep, so can I.”
Patron: “You can speak Russian? Tell me something!”
Me: *Says ’nice to meet you’ in Russian*
Patron: “Oooh! Hey, Ma, she just said something to me in Russian. Wait, so does that mean, like, you can understand Chinese?”
Me: *politely* “Erm, no.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.