In Search Of Mrs. Ripley’s Believe-It-Or-Not
Me: “Hello, how are you doing tonight?”
(The customer says nothing for a few moments while blatantly staring at me.)
Customer: “…you have two air holes.”
Me: “…excuse me?”
Customer: “You only have two air holes!”
Me: “Well, yes. Two NOSTRILS, you mean.”
Customer: *continues to stare intently at me*
Me: “…”
Customer: “You should have three. I have been looking all my life for someone with three nostrils, but I still haven’t found her!”
Me: “Oh… really.”
Customer: “Yeah! I’ve traveled the world, but no luck.”
Me: *accepts his money and bags the item* “Well, you have fun with that!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?