In Retail, It’s Always A Full Moon Party

Friends of mine and I are standing around chatting after a civic meeting.

Friend #1: “Did you see the harvest moon [the last full moon of summer/first full moon of autumn]? It looked really great last night!”

Me: *Deadpan* “I work in retail. No, I do not celebrate anything to do with full moons.”

[Friend #2] issues certificates proving someone can work in their field of business.

Friend #2: “It’s not just in retail! They get me at my job, too!”

Seriously, though! Full moons bring out the crazies!