In Need Of A Screen Saver

A woman comes up to the tech support counter carrying only an outdated monitor.

Customer: “I was called earlier and told to bring in another computer so you could transfer my data from my other computer.”

I check the notes that says she has an “unrepairable tower”.

Me: “Can I ask where the tower is?”

Customer: *Pointing to the monitor* “Here. I want my data put on this.”

Me: “This is just the monitor, ma’am.”

Customer: “What do you mean?”

Me: “This is only the ‘picture part’ of the computer. The actual computer, including where the data goes, is the tower — the bulky box thing?”

Customer: *Yelling* “I drove thirty minutes to get here, and I’m not leaving until you put my information on my computer!”

Me: “Bring us a computer, and we will be happy to.” 

She stormed out ranting, and I don’t think she came back.