In Need Of A New Moon

(One of my boyfriend’s fantasies is making love outdoors. We find an outdoor area where we were pretty much guaranteed not to get walked in on. It is a very beautiful spot under a full moon, though we also had to deal with a few of Mother Nature’s beautiful children. The next morning, my boyfriend is still pretty excited about it.)

Boyfriend: “Hey.”

Me: “Hmm?”

Boyfriend: “We did it outside last night.”

Me: “Mmhm.”

Boyfriend: “And you were wearing heels, and there was a full moon.”

Me: “Mmhm.”

Boyfriend: “And there were mosquitoes and roaches.” *slight pause* “I should have stopped that the full moon, shouldn’t I?”

Me: “Yes…”