In Need Of A House Arrest

I’m calling the police to report a suspicious encounter I had.

Me: “So some guy accosted me in front of my house. He claimed that he’d lived in the house years ago when he was a kid, and he was wondering if he could check it out for, and I quote, “memories and old time’s sake”.”

Police: “Okay, and? Why do you think that was suspicious?”

Me: “He was scoping the place out to rob. I got camera footage of the guy from my doorbell camera, so you can see for yourself.”

Police: “How do you know he was scoping the place to rob? Maybe he really did use to live there?”

Me: “I built this house.”

Pause.

Police: “So, you have camera footage, you say?”