In Mom’s Bad Books

(I’m a massive bookworm, and even though I only have about half of my collection at my college apartment it still fills more than two bookcases. Also, since I’m in college, I’ve had to move several times within the past few years, the boxes with books being the heaviest and most annoying to move. I’m texting my mom.)

Me: “I got fourteen new books today; the library was having its annual ‘all books are free’ sale. I couldn’t help myself.”

Mom: “I’m NOT helping you move any books! I will carry your Kindle and that’s it!”