In Crust We Trust
I work in a deep-pan pizza chain restaurant.
Customer: “Can we refund our pizza, or exchange it?”
Me: “What was wrong with it?”
Customer: “It’s cold.”
Me: “Okay, bring it up, and we’ll get things sorted.”
He goes to get it and brings back the pan with only the crusts left. The pizza itself is totally gone.
Me: “So, you ate the pizza.”
Customer: “Not all of it.”
Me: “Only the crusts are left.”
Customer: “Yeah, and they’re cold.”
Me: “But the rest of the pizza was eaten.”
Customer: “Yeah, and they were cold too.”
Me: “Well right now I’d say they’re all comfortably body temperature, so refund denied.”
They demanded a manager, who looked at the crust remnants and laughed. He said we couldn’t even reheat the crusts for them as they’d been all over their mouths so not happening…
