In Creepiness And In Health
(This customer is a little odd and makes the entire staff nervous when he comes in.)
Me: “Okay, here’s your receipt. Is there anything else I can do for you?”
Customer: “You could marry me…”
Me: *awkwardly laughs*
Coworker: “Well, is there anything else you need from me today?”
Customer, to my coworker: “You could pay for our honeymoon.”
(Suddenly, the customer turns to me.)
Customer, to me: “Okay, I’m just kidding. But I wasn’t kidding about you.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.