In Brightest Wedding Day…
(I am working at the local comic book shop when I witness this scene.)
Man: “Oh, look, they have free Green Lantern rings.”
Woman: “They’re meant for children.”
Man: “But, it’s so cool!” *suddenly turns and looks at his girlfriend seriously*
Woman: “No.”
Man: *gets down on one knee*
Woman: “No.”
Man: *holds out the ring*
Woman: “Absolutely no.”
Man: *opens his mouth to speak*
Woman: “If you propose to me right here, right now, with that ring, I am moving back to my mom’s house.”
Man: “Who, me? I’m just tying my shoe down here.”
Woman: “Darn straight you are!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.