In A State Of Incontinence

(I’m buying gift cards. I don’t know whether to get one for my niece. She will be taking an extended trip to Europe soon, and I’m not sure whether the gift cards work in the store’s overseas locations.)

Me: “Do you know whether these cards can be used in other countries?”

Cashier: “I’m pretty sure they can. My friend just went to Hawaii, and her card worked just fine there.”

Me: “Umm… You do realize that Hawaii is a US state? Right?”

Cashier: “But it’s overseas!”