In A Socially Secure And Stable Relationship
Coffee Shop | Romantic
| September 16, 2015
(I am out having a coffee when I get a somewhat urgent text from my boyfriend.)
Boyfriend: “What’s your SSN?”
Me: “I’ll give it to you, but can I ask why, please?”
Boyfriend: “So I can take life insurance out in your name before coming up with a ludicrous plot to have you killed which will be thwarted at the last minute by the FBI. …Well, either that or name you as a beneficiary of my pension in case I die.”
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?