In A Happy Holi-Daze, Part 3

(I am working alone, and I get to choose the music playing in the store. It’s mid-December.)

Customer: “Oh, I just love the music you’re playing! What is it?”

Me: “It’s the Barenaked Ladies Holiday Album. It’s one of my favourites!”

Customer: “Oh, God. You’re one of those.”

Me: “Sorry?”

Customer: “You’re one of those idiots who thinks that saying ‘Christmas’ isn’t ‘politically correct.’ Honestly, what is happening to the world? I hate people like you, who try to make the rest of us feel like backwards hicks for saying ‘Christmas!’”

Me: “Erm… well, the album actually has several Hanukkah songs on it, as well as Christmas carols. So it’s their holiday album.”

Customer: “Oh. Do you know where I could buy it?”