In A Fowl Holiday Mood
Grocery Store | Right | December 21, 2012
(It is Christmas Eve. We close at 5:00 pm, and are closed completely Christmas Day. It is 5:15 pm and I am getting the last of the carts inside when a customer comes running up.)
Customer: “Hey, I need to buy a turkey!”
Me: “Sorry, sir, but we’re closed.”
Customer: “Since when?!”
Me: “5:00, sir.”
Customer: “Well, what time are you open tomorrow?”
Me: “We’re closed, sir.”
Customer: “Why!?”
Me: “Because we want to spend the day with our families.”
(He flips me the bird and walks away.)
Me: “Merry Christmas!”
