Impact Statement

The US President has just renamed a lake bordering the US and Canada.

Manager: “Honestly, I’m surprised at this point that he didn’t name it after himself.”

Me: “I wish he’d put his name on more appropriate things, like sewage treatment plants.”

Manager: “Or something far away and useless, like a star, or something.”

Me: “He was complaining that some NASA astronauts named a crater on the moon after one of their dead wives and that no one did that for him. Can we name a crater after him or something to calm him down for a little bit?”

Coworker: *Chiming in.* “There already is a crater named after him. It used to be called the US economy.”

We got back to work after that, as there was no topping that!