Immigrate To A House With Thicker Walls
(My husband, my sister, my brother, and I share a flat in Singapore. My husband is American and we’re in the midst of a green card application for me. Despite what some people think, it is REALLY difficult to immigrate to the USA and requires a ton of proof.)
Me: “Sis, we need people to provide testimonials that we’re really married. Can you write one for us?”
Sister: “Sure, I can tell them how often you guys have sex.”
(I guess we should have closed our windows and run the air conditioner more.)
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