Immeasurable Confusion
Me: “Hi, [Pizza Place].”
Customer: “Hi, it says you have a nine-inch small pizza. How big is that?”
Me: “Nine inches; six slices.”
Customer: “But how big is it?”
Me: “The diameter of the pizza is approximately nine inches. There are six slices.”
Customer: “Like, okay, but you already told me that. How big is it?”
Me: “I’m not sure what other metric to use. The pie is slightly smaller across than a third of a meter.”
Customer: *brief pause* “Okay, what size is the medium?”
Me: “Twelve inches; six slices.”
Customer: *another brief pause* “The small has six, too. So, they’re the same size?!”
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