Immature Irony
(I am currently sat in the school common room with a bunch of friends — we’re all in our last year of school. I’m struggling with my sexuality and believe I may be asexual or aromantic. I’ve decided to explain my situation to my friends, almost like I was coming out.)
Me: “So yeah, I did a bunch of research on it and I thought about it for a good while. I’m not sure but I really think I could be asexual. I got 69% asexual on an Internet sexuality test but I—”
All Friends: *laughing*
Me: “Guys, this is serious! You’re the first people I’ve even mentioned this to!”
Friend #1: “69!”
All Friends: *laughing even harder*
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