Immature Cheese

(My four-year-old son and his grandmother are traveling together. My son is bi-lingual, but his grandmother does not speak English. Because of this, he is ordering.)

Room Service: “May I help you?”

Son: “I want a cheeseburger!”

Room Service: “Certainly. What kind of cheese would you like on your cheeseburger?”

Son: “Uh…”

Room Service: “Would you like cheddar, American…” *continues to list a variety of cheeses*

Son: “Yummy cheese!”