The Winning Half Of The Argument
(My husband and I have a habit of addressing each other in rather unconventional ways. I’m in my study when he walks in.)
Me: *deadpan* “Hello spouse, partner, or significant other.”
Husband: “I think you’ll find the term is ‘better half.'”
Me: “Only when it’s you talking.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?