I’m With The Skater Boy

| Related | September 25, 2013

(My nine-year-old son is teaching me how to roller-skate. It is the day after the first lesson.)

Son: “Mom, tonight it won’t be the fat and friendly coach helping you.”

Me: “The fat and friendly coach?”

Son: “Yeah, that was me yesterday. Tonight is the evil and mean drill sergeant!”

Me: “Okeeeey…”

Son: “That’s ‘Sir, yes Sir!’ to you, lady!”

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