I’m Sure They’re Working On One Starring Dwayne Johnson
(I paint rocks and sell them at craft fairs. Many of my rocks are painted to look like animals: cats, dogs, foxes, squirrels, etc. A man approaches my table with his young daughter. He points to one of my rocks while talking to her.)
Customer: “Look, a killer whale! Just like Free Willy. You haven’t seen that, huh? They haven’t done a remake yet.”
(They walked away after that, leaving me to wonder why a movie from 1993 needed to be remade in order for his daughter to see it!)