I’m Stupid When I’m Awake

| Romantic | January 27, 2015

(I have just finished making my partner breakfast in bed, when he is waking up. This conversation follows:)

Partner: “Thanks. I didn’t get to sleep till three am.”

Me: “How come?”

Partner: “I kept hearing something clumping around in the kitchen.”

Me: *worried* “Did you get up and see what it was?”

Partner: *silence*

Me: “So you think you heard someone in the kitchen and you didn’t investigate?!”

Partner: “I wasn’t sure if I was asleep or awake at the time!”

Me: “You literally just said you didn’t get to sleep because of the noises in the kitchen.”

(The rest of the morning was spent checking that nothing was missing, and for anything that could’ve been responsible for the noises.)

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