I’m Spectating Hard

| Right | July 6, 2017

(I’m a 16-year-old cashier and I’ve been checking out a much older man in an automatic cart. He’s been pretty normal so far, talking to my bagger, who is also older, about his times in the Air Force. Then my bagger asks him about some game the Air Force played in.)

Bagger: “Did you see the game this weekend?”

Customer: “I feel the same way about organized sports as I do about p*rnography. If I’m not playing I don’t want to watch!”

(I couldn’t look him in the eye for the rest of the transaction.)

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