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I’m Right, Make No Bones About It

, , , | Right | June 3, 2021

Customer: “I’d like a pound of shrimp.”

Me: “No problem.”

Customer: “These shrimp are boneless, right?”

Me: “Um… yes. There are no bones in the shrimp.”

Customer: *Placing his hand on the counter* “I’m serious, dude. There had better not be any bones in these d*** shrimp.”

Me: “Shrimp don’t have bones, sir.”

Customer: “Look, man. I’m feeding these shrimp to a kid. I. Don’t. Want. There. To. Be. Any. Bones.”

Me: “I 100% guarantee there aren’t any bones in this shrimp.”

Customer: “All righty.”