I’m Not Really Feline This Kiss

| Romantic | February 1, 2015

(A guy and I have just had a rather good date, and we’re back at his apartment.)

Me: “Hey, cute cat.”

Guy: “She’s not terribly friendly, but if you don’t bother her she won’t bother you.”

(We stay up talking for a while longer, and the cat won’t leave the room. Eventually…)

Guy: “I’d really like to kiss you.”

Me: “I’d like that.”

(He leans in… and the cat begins to growl like a beast possessed.)

Me: “Umm… is your cat seriously jealous of me?!”

Guy: “She’s a little, uh, clingy sometimes, yes.”

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