“I’m Never Shopping Here Again” Is A Blessing

(I’m shopping for art supplies. I go to a mostly empty lane, and I catch what seems to be the end of a conversation.)

Customer: “I’m never shopping here again!” *leaves*

Me: “What was that all about?”

Cashier: “Some people can’t seem to understand the fact that we don’t accept coupons from other stores even if it’s for the same product.”

Me: “Wow.”

Cashier: “Yeah and they say, ‘I’m never shopping here again,’ like it’s a threat. I wouldn’t mind bratty customers never showing their faces again but they come back like a rash.”

(Retail workers deserve more for dealing with crazy, entitled people.)