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I’m Loving Angles Instead

| Romantic | April 10, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are messaging online before I have to clock in at work. My phone autocorrects “cuteness” to “acuteness”.)

Me: “30% of my acuteness comes from a little dot on my face.”

Boyfriend: “Stop being obtuse.”

Me: “Isosceles what you did there.”

(There is a pause.)

Me: “Was that too much of a stretch?”

Boyfriend: “There is an equilateral amount of silliness in both of our puns.”

Me: “…crap, I’m out of geometric puns.”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, they really are square.”


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