I’m Good Is Bad For You

(I’m visiting my grandma as a teen and reading a book on the couch when she comes out of her room.)

Grandma: “Do you want to play cribbage?”

(I pride myself on being a good granddaughter and I spend a lot of time with her when I visit playing games, instead of just being on my phone, but I don’t like playing this game because of the math involved.)

Me: “I’m good.”

Grandma: “Great!”

(Next thing I know, she’s pulling over a card table and getting the game out. That day I learned that phrase had a different meaning for Grandma.)