I’m Going To Blow Your Mind

(My fiancé and I are discussing a couple of mutual friends that we recently started to hang out with more. He is driving.)

Fiancé: “It’s weird. I never would have thought I’d say this, but I think [Mutual Friends]—”

(He is cut off in traffic and stops talking for a moment.)

Me: “I think so, too.”

Fiancé: *staring* “What?”

Me: “I said I think so, too.”

Fiancé: “I never finished my sentence.”

Me: “You were going to say you think they’ll be lifelong friends, right?”

Fiancé: “…yes. How did you know?”

Me: “I’m in yo’ BRAIN!”

Fiancé: “Well get out! You don’t want to know what else is in there.”

Me: “Oh, I already had a look around. Kind of a scary place, dear.”