I’m Gay For My Religion
(My family is mostly made up of Unitarian Universalists, a typically liberal faith. My grandmother is discussing my sister’s love life. She is a freshman in high school.)
Grandmother: “Oh, I’m so glad she’s finally dating a nice UU boy! I never thought it would happen, especially after that Baptist boy she was dating.”
Me: “Um, aren’t UUs supposed to be accepting?”
Grandmother: “Well, yes, but he wouldn’t accept her, so I didn’t like him.”
Me: “He accepted her just fine! She broke up with HIM because she liked [Current Boyfriend] better!”
(Several months later, just after my sister has come out as a lesbian:)
Grandmother: “Now, [My Name], is it true your sister is gay?”
Me: *bracing for intolerance again* “Yes, she is.”
Grandmother: “Oh, no! None of the other girls at church are gay! They’re not even that other thing, where they like both!”
Me: “Bi?”
Grandmother: “Yes, that! Hmm… Maybe some are. Maybe [UU Sophomore Girl] is bi. She’s nice and broke up with her boyfriend, [Friend] said. Can you ask her?”
Me: “Grandma! She doesn’t need me to help her! She has plenty of opportunities on her rugby team! Three girls she likes are competing for her right now!”
Grandmother: “But none of them are UU…”
(At least she’s not 100% bigoted, anyway!)
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?